His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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