i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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