yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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