Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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