Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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