i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
