i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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