You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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