I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
