Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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