I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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