When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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