Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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