She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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