we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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