normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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