let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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