You really coming over, don't trick.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
God, I missed his penis.
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