did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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