Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
