You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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