chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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