what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sex in a hospital.. check
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