We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
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She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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