those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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