road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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