She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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