Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
fuck your aforementioned shoe
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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