Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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