Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
There was a lot of him and a little penis
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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