It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Randomize
