he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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