which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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