Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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