Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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