Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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