I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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