There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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