hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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