In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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