If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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