There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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