I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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