I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You can't just leave with hair like that
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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