My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
As shirtless as possible
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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