A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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