Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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