Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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