You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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