Nicole vs. Life
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I am spending my child support on dildos
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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