You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
don't judge my taste in strippers
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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