They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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