One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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