even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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