He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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