I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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