Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
handjob tips. give me some.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Pooping to opera.
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