it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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