Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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